Enzyte Review – Is Enzyte a Scam?
Enzyte Review – Is Enzyte a Scam?
I am going to spill the beans about Enzyte: Is it the real deal or just another scam? Find out what happened when I tried it.
I know………..I know……just hearing the words “boner pill” can make a man cringe. It takes a big man to admit that they need such a pill. It all started not so long ago with a little product called Viagra. It was like the moon landing. You heard the jokes in the monologue from every late night talk show host, and everybody chuckled. But being impotent really isn’t something to laugh about. The truth was that Viagra helped a lot of men get erections.
There were a few problems with Viagra, though. For starters it was situation specific. This meant you had to take the pill right before sex. This meant you were at the mercy of Viagra. There were people that were taking Viagra who reported to having 4 hour erections (ouch). So, long after the sex was over they still had to deal with their erection. Needless to say, that’s very uncomfortable.
The other problem was that you technically weren’t cured of your impotence . If you were to have sex the following morning, you probably couldn’t get an erection because the drug had already worn off. For a lack of a better phrase, it wasn’t self-sustaining. in order to have an erection you were going to have to always pop that pill beforehand.
The other bad thing about Viagra was that you needed a prescription, which meant that you had to go see the doctor, and have the guts to tell him about your problem. This is obviously not the easiest thing to do.
Around the time Viagra had come out, I was about 48 or 49 years old. I didn’t have the same sexual prowess as I did when I was in my 20s (but then again, who does). But I could always rise to the occasion. My wife never had complaints, at least none that I knew about. LOL
So when I first heard about Viagra, I laughed about it like many others. I was kind of arrogant and conceded about it. I thought “why would someone need a pill to get an erection?” In my mind, I guess if I wasn’t having a problem getting an erection, how could anybody else have that problem?
Well……I think karma must have been paying attention, because it bit me and bit me hard. Cut to 5 years later, all of a sudden I was beginning to have problems getting sexually aroused. I couldn’t believe it! It started off kind of mild. It was be an occasional night here and there where I couldn’t perform. I just chalked it up as not being in the mood or my mind was on my work. At least that’s the excuse I told myself.
But eventually…………BAM!! I was closed for business. No matter what my wife and I tried, I couldn’t get an erection. It’s a very helpless feeling. I felt bad for myself and I felt bad for my wife. She was in the mood, but I just couldn’t perform.
I found out that about 50% of men over the age of 50 deal with some kind of erectile dysfunction. I suppose I was somewhat relieved to know that I wasn’t alone in this. But just knowing this, didn’t magically cure my problem. I needed to get some solutions.
I knew nothing about the “boner pill” industry. All I remember was Viagra, and I really didn’t want to go see a doctor about this, or have to take a pill every time just before I wanted to have sex, or deal with the side effects that a lot of men complained about, etc….
So, I decided to check online to see if there were any new advancements in this industry. Well……there was good news and bad news.
The good news was there were a TON of natural enhancement products out on the market now. Even better, I didn’t need a prescription. The majority of them were all-natural. The bad news, as I was about to find out, is that the majority of them were nothing but second-rate products.
I’ve tried a lot of “boner pills” in my day
This is kind of embarrassing, but what the hell, I’ve already told you that I was impotent. But I tried A LOT of these products. If you can name a product, chances are, I took it. To give you an idea, here are just a few:
- Libidus
- Herbal V
- Blue Steel
I couldn’t find anything that worked. I suppose out of the ones that I tried, Libidus was the best one, even though that’s not saying much. I was able to get aroused once when I tried it, but I don’t think the pills were agreeing with me. My blood pressure had gone up ever since I started taking the pills. It wasn’t worth having a heart attack over.
I was getting extremely frustrated, and needless to say, so was my wife. I kept thinking what the hell is wrong with me?? I feel fine. I excercised, I was in good shape. Why could this be happening to me? I didn’t want to have to take prescription pills like Viagra to do this, but it was looking like this was the only option.
The Infamous Lunch
Cut to a few days later, my wife was having lunch with one of her friends, Mary, and as ladies tend to do, they chatted about things. I found out that they ended up chatting about …….well…….me!!! Well, technically me……and my little problem that I was having. I specifically told her to keep this private. I was understandably embarrassed about this and I didn’t want to tell our friends about it. But she spilled the beans, nevertheless.
When she told me about it, I was ready to SCREAM!!! I couldn’t believe she did that. But she told me to relax and calm down. It turned out that Mary’s husband (whom I was friends with) had the same problem that I had. I couldn’t believe that he never told me about it. But then again, I never told him about my problem either. So, I guess it’s true what they say……women are a lot more open about their feelings than men. (obviously)
That Damn Commercial!!
Anyways, my wife told me that they used Enzyte. I kind of cringed when I heard that name. There was a reason that I hadn’t tried
There was something so obnoxious and degrading about those commercials, that I would never buy their product in a million years, just out of principle, alone.
I honestly thought that if their product department was as bad as their marketing and advertising department seems to be, then this was sure to be one horrible product. I just couldn’t get past how horribly marketed it was (at least to me, anyway).
But my wife was telling me about how Mary and her husband’s sex life has increased ever since he started taking the Enzyte supplements.
I kind of shrugged it off. I was feeling kind of sanctimonious because I couldn’t stand those damn commercials. But…..just to keep the peace…..I told my wife that I would think about it.
The following night, I was on the computer, just kind of surfing the web, and my wife passes me and says “you should a little more research about Enzyte.” I begrudgingly said “fine, I will”.
So I went to their website, enhancementonline.com, to check it out, and it tells me all about Enzyte: How it creates fuller-feeling erections, how it improves your sex life, etc…..It looked good, but the problem was that all the “boner pill” websites say this!!!!
Of course, they are going to tell me what I want to hear, right? After all, they aren’t called sales pages because they say things like “this product doesn’t work, and is a piece of crap”. Their purpose is to sell you.
My wife told me to stop being so judgmental and give the product a little slack. But honestly, there was one thing that really caught my eye:
FREE TRIAL!
Ah…..the word free…. it’s such a lovely word, isn’t it? It’s the kind of word that can turn a hardened cynic around. They were (and still are) letting people have a free 30 day trial of Enzyte.
If I’m being honest that was really the only thing that kept me thinking about whether or not I should get it. I actually found it kind of refreshing to see a company have some faith in their product, that they would let people try it first, to see if it worked for them or not.
The only thing that I would have to pay for is the shipping and handling. Although, I will say that I think they were overcharging a little bit for shipping, but…..whatever.
So my wife and I just sat there and looked at each other as to say “should we try this one more time?” Finally, we just said “ah…..why not”. The price was definitely right. We figured that if it didn’t work, then we’d just be out a few bucks for what we paid in shipping. But if it did work………well…then…hello sex life!!!!
The package took only 3 days to arrive since the order was placed, which I thought was extremely fast. Although, those 3 days felt like an eternity. We were rearin’ to get started.
Once I got the box, I tore it open, and started looking at the contents, as well as the instructions. It was pretty cut and dry. You just took one pill a day, and just like that, I started my little experiment.
My Experience With Enzyte
I don’t know if you were able to tell by my writing, but you probably guessed that I’m not the most patient person in the world. Add that to the fact that i haven’t had sex in a while, I was WAY beyond impatient. I wanted some sex or nookie (as the kids like to call it), and I wanted it REAL SOON!!!
I didn’t want to wait long, but I tried to convince myself to take it nice and slow. I kept saying to myself “Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither would my erection.”
Since Enzyte was an all natural daily supplement, I knew it wasn’t going to have that instant erection, like you would get with Viagra. I knew it was going to be a slower and steadier process.
So after the first few days………nothing happened.
After the end of the first week, ……..nothing happened.
You know how I said I’m not a patient person? Well….I meant it. After that first week, I thought that Enzyte was just another overhyped product. But I figured, I wasn’t experiencing any kind of side effects, so I’ll keep taking them.
But when I awoke on day number 10, something felt very different. For the first time in a long while, my general decided to salute me in the morning, when I had awaken. Let’s just say, I was late to work that day, if you catch my drift.
I went to work with a BIG smile on my face. I felt great!!! I couldn’t wait to get back home to try it again. That night we weren’t able to do it again. But we were both thrilled about the morning, that we were just happy to see some improvement.
The great news was that the following night, I was able to perform again. This meant we had sex twice in two days. I honestly couldn’t even remember the last time that we did that. It was obvious that Enzyte was working.
Well…..cut to 3 months later. I am still taking the supplement every single day. I take it as if it was one of my vitamins in the morning. it comes right after Vitamin C.
As far as my sex life, my wife and I have sex about 3-4 times a week, which is probably a lot better than most couples in their 50s. I guess we were just making up for all that lost time.
The Final Verdict On Enzyte
I’m guessing that just like me, you have tried a lot of products and have not had the kind of success that you were hoping for, or you are just not sure that there are quality products out there. I am glad to tell you that this worked for me.
In fact, it’s helped me in a lot of ways, not just for the ability to get an erection, but also:
I’m in a much better mood than I used to be: Let’s face it. Humans need sex. You don’t have to be psychologist to figure that one out. During those times that I was impotent, everything bothered a little bit more than usual. I’m sure you could understand why. I tried not to take it out on anybody, but I definitely had my moments.
My wife is a lot happier. If you are experiencing erectile dysfunction, I know it’s easy just to think that this is solely your problem, but its not. It’s even harder on your wife or girlfriend. After all, they have needs also. In a way, it’s even more frustrating for them, because there is nothing they can do about that. My wife experienced that. But that’s just a distant memory now.
My confidence is back. The penis is kind of a tricky organ. It’s almost like a mood ring. When its not working the way it should be, it affects you. You lose a bit of your mojo and your confidence. You feel as if something was taken away from you. It doesn’t even have to be sexual. It could be something as simple as playing poker. You don’t have the confidence to make a call, or bluff, etc… But once I got back on the horse, my confidence shot through the roof.
PS: Remember: You don’t have to live like this. if you had the same problems I did, and want to get your sex life back, then I suggest you give Enzyte a try.
PPS: Remember that you are getting a FREE TRIAL. There is absolutely no risk involved.
